Seek My Help
I Want To Help You
If you wish to seek Captain Australia’s help, all you need to do is ask. I cannot guarantee that I will permanently solve your problem, but I can guarantee that I will personally consider serious cases.
If you want my help, just outline your issue below, and I promise to do my best to assist you.
If you are only seeking advice and not direct action, please make that clear in your posting. Also, if you wish for me to directly intervene and help you face-to-face, please email helpme@captainaustralia.net and provide contact information so that I can get in touch and make some kind of arrangement to meet you and help you.
You can telephone me on 0449 842 973, but I cannot guarantee to monitor that line 24/7, although I will always be watching it while out on active patrol.
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Are you for real ? If I tell you about my problems, you’ll fix them for me ? What if I want it kept private ? Is this serious ?
Hello, Citizen.
Yes, I want to help you. If you want to protect your privacy, I will honour that, although I really would appreciate it if I can have your permission to share my experiences here at http://www.captainaustralia.net.
If you want to raise some private issue and seek my advice or help, just send details to helpme@captainaustralia.net, if you want confidentiality, I will honour that.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Yo Captain you probly don’t remember me but we meet at schoolies week and I been watching your site since then coz its interesting and I think you got huge balls mate. I dont need help but I want you to make a captain australia misic video for me coz I didnt get to see when you sung karaoke at schoolies which was pretty cool man.
I think its a sweet idea for you to make a karaoke video and people will think its awesome, I dont need help but it would make me laugh if you record it okay?
Captain Australia: I am writing to tell you how much I admire what you are attempting to accomplish, and to encourage you in your endeavors. Reading about you has lifted my spirits, and renewed my faith in humanity. For my part, I will remember you in my prayers. God bless.
Thank you for your kind words, Citizen.
Sometimes, when I struggle with my purpose and how to move forward, I worry that I won’t live up to my goal.
But then one kind word can give me enough power and motivation to last me a year. Therefore, I should dedicate every Good Deed that I’m able to do in 2010 to you, friend.
The ripple effect of goodness, the way that it can inspire others to also do good, really gives me hope that together we can heal this world.
If you (or anybody reading this) ever need my help, please just give me the details and I’ll do the best I can.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
I like what you stand for. Its interesting to say the least keep up the good work.
Thank you Citizen for your kind comment. — Your friend, Captain Australia
hello Captain Australia..
i would like to send appreciation for what you do for the community and i wish you all the best for the future.
I dont really need help but i would like to ask you a question
What do you do if someone wants to meet you at a place to fight?
please answer my question Captain Australia,
thankyou,
Calz
Hello Citizen Calz
It would entirely depend on who they are, and their motivation to fight me, and what Greater Good might be achieved by fighting them (or Evil avoided). Generally, I think violence is futile – but in some cases it can be an important tool.
Examples where I might fight:
– if I believed I would win the person over and inspire them to Goodness by demonstrating courage to them (even at risk to my safety)
– if I felt the person were genuinely evil, and by thumping them I might reduce or minimise their capacity to do harm to others
Examples where I would refuse to fight:
– where I felt negotiation and discussion could ultimately secure a better outcome
– where I felt that there was nothing to be gained
– where I don’t clearly understand the person or their motivation
If I did end up fighting, I may or may not actually hurt the person, depending on their capability to hurt me.
I hope that answers your question as thoroughly as possible.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
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Hi Captain Australia, I just wanted to say that I really think your amazing and if you need a sidekick I am your man, I already have a name I could use “Jazzy Kane”
please let me know if you need me
Jazzy Kane.
Hello Citizen
Are you based out of Brisbane Australia, or are you proposing being a virtual side-kick ?
Your friend,
Captain Australia
do you have a archnemesis
Captain Australia,
I believe I contacted you earlier regarding my admiration for your efforts. Perhaps we will meet some day. I pray that evil will learn to be afraid and that, in time, we could establish a network across the entirety of this our nation.
-Shadowhaunt.
Thank you for making contact with me. I got your message while on patrol in Kings Cross earlier today, it would be interesting to look into teaming up.
Lebanese bikey gangs control The Cross, but with a few determined, courageous and like-minded individuals, we could shine a light on that blight and put a real dent into their operations.
What city are you based out of, friend ?
CA
Unfortunately this beacon shines out of Melbourne. I wish you well, and look toward the future.
-Shadowhaunt.
I was in Melbourne earlier today, we should definitely team up sometime. With a common goal, we could achieve a lot of good. If you ever find yourself in Sydney or Brisbane, reach out, friend.
CA
I apologise for the errors in the Email addresses I displayed – they were mistyped.
I have had trouble with Google and Yahoo as I use a proxy for most of my online actions – complete security, you understand.
My correct Email is sovietnightstalker@yahoo.com.au
I hope we can form an alliance and provide a better Australia for all.
Please Email me as soon as possible, we have much to discuss…
Regards,
– Nightstalker
I wish to report a sin that should be reported a crime. There is a girl to which I live with that is having a physical relationship with a married man. I need your advise on how to right this wrong in a legal way. Please help.
Well, I am more concerned with fighting evil than fighting crime, but the first thing I’d comment on is that it isn’t really your friend who is doing something wrong, but rather it is the married man.
He made the commitment to his spouse, that he is not honouring.
Your friend wasn’t party to that promise. Although I don’t approve of what she’s done, technically it’s not her doing the wrong thing.
I’d suggest that the best thing you can do is be honest about your feelings and opinions, but also respect that your friend is entitled to their own opinions and feelings.
Sometimes you cannot fight what your heart wants. Maybe she loves him.
Personally, I think in this matter it is probably best if you mind your own business and let her make her own mistakes. Almost anything that you could do in these kind of situations will only end badly.
If you would like me to meet her and discuss the situation with her, just privately email your contact info.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
ROFL imagine if he took you up on your offer and asked you to meet her and give her a talking to on the importance of marriage and the consequences of adultery that would be hilarerious her sitting in a room with a man in a costume and mask and shes all like sorry who are you again and why are you here?
Hi Captain, I’ve sent you an email. Hope to hear from you soon.. =]
Hello Citizen
I will respond to your mail questions in full this evening. Happy to help in any way.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Hi Captain,
It’s me again. Thank you for your help last time. I’ve sent you another email and look forward to hearing from you.. =]
You are a truly amazing individual. Have you seen the “Defendor” movie, with Woody Harrelson? Unlike him, you seem to be a very intelligent and articulate person. I would assume that you also have his love for Humanity. Keep up the good work, but be self-protective as well. It would be nice to keep you around for awhile.
Thank you for your kind words, I will strive to live up to them.
I haven’t seen the movie, but certainly feel a strong need to try and make the world a better place – and to protect those unable to protect themselves.
Your friend
Captain Australia
Keep up the good work! Very inspiring! Hopefully one day you will make a visit to sunny Newcastle
I think my neighbour is stealing my flowers. They are quite expensive ones ($200 each) Please help
Please email your contact information and some more history to helpme@captainaustralia.net and I’ll do my best to help mediate a solution.
Your friend
Captain Australia
Hi Cap, Hope your well. It would be great to meet up some time and see if we can help each other out in some way. As i said – we work quite differently- I am much less public and i don’t even use a costume (though that may need to change as I am reasonably well known in some circles and I am quite recognisable!)- I don’t patrol actively (though I do act when I see what is happening and am out and about); I tend to either go after a situation as it presents itself or I investigate issues and deal with them as required. This may mean we can level off each others “style” of operating to better effect. My direct email is: stormdragon@live.com.au
It would be great to chat to you.
thanks
SD
Hello Captain Australia,
For security reasons please call me Henry. I am a practioner of Parkour and i’m very interested that you do parkour. I was just wondering if you were exagerating on certain aspects of your profile such as parkour and ninja training? But i mean no disrespect, I am always looking for a challenge when it comes to acrobatic movements and other aspects of your profile.So if you could contact me on the email address given I would love to do some parkour with you . I am already a big fan of your work (I just heard about you 15 minutes ago on an ad) and I do believe a man needs no weapon as his greatest weapon is himself. I hope you never have to harm another being as Captain Australia. Keep up the good work.
Yours sincerely,
Henry*
Hello Henry
I’d be very pleased to meet, although right now my secret identity alter ego is taking up most of my time. Are you Brisbane based ?
Your friend
Captain Australia
U will never win the war against crime we are to strong an to many so give up C.A before something bad could happen
This is just a kind reminder from E.M.M
Hi Captain Australia,
I think it’s about time someone did what you’re doing. There is far too much injustice out there.
Tell me, have you seen ‘Kick-Ass’, and if so, are you not worried by what that film depicts? There are psychos out there who wouldn’t hesitate to use a gun or a knife one you if you interfered in what they were doing.
You need a cool car for your character…like a DeLorean, or even what I drive. I have a gullwing coupe that is unique. It’d be cool man!
Please take care out there!
Hello Citizen
Thanks for the comment and your kind support.
Mate, I think it takes more courage to put down a weapon than to pick one up. I think if you live your life afraid of outcomes then you give power to the gutless scumbags out there who think its okay to point a knife at an old lady and demand her purse.
For my part, I couldnt live with myself if I saw something like that, and did nothing.
Yes, I am sometimes concerned for my safety – but I move forward anyway, I think that it’s important to try and move forward with your life despite any fears that bind you.
Your friend
Captain Australia
heya Captain Australia,
I know you probably get tons of these sorts of comments, but I wanted to say that what you’re doing is awesome. I admire the guts it must take to do what you’re doing, not only in actually helping people, but also ignoring the crap that haters must throw at you.
Anyway, yeah, awesome stuff.
I live in Brisbane, so might see you around!
Thanks for the kind words, mate
Your Friend
Captain Australia
People keep telling me I’m criminally insane. What’s up with that?
I’m just a guy in his mid thirties who runs around on a sunny day in heavy fabrics.
Why man?
Why they gotta hate?