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If you are aware of any criminal activity, please share the details below & where possible I will explode into action !
I promise to look into all serious reports, and will adjust my patrol schedule wherever possible to look into criminal activity reported by you. In some cases travel, logistics & budget may be a problem, at this stage in my career I can’t guarantee immediate action on cases that require me to travel interstate or internationally.
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Hello,
It appears that you may be committing a crime every time you are on one of your patrols. I note on this website under the heading ARMOURY you state that you have a spray can of mace; this is a prohibited weapon. Also the Swiss knife if carried in public is also an offense.
As I understand it one of your fundamental themes is that you fight crime. Unfortunately if you are committing these offences as described above you lose some of your claim to righteousness. Of course these matters do not compare with serious offenders and these matters are at the lower end of the scale. I would also like to point out that this email is not to belittle you but to raise awareness about this apparent contradiction.
Kind regards
Thank you, Citizen, I appreciate your comment.
In actual fact, my crime is to have out-of-date information on the Armoury page of the site. That page was created at the time while my costume was being assembled, and I found subsequently that I could not purchase a defensive spray.
I did get advice from a law enforcement officer that the swiss army knife was okay. I’ll pursue a second opinion, thank you for raising it.
Yes, I would have grave concerns about the hypocracy of standing against criminality while actually breaking the law.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Perhaps you should consider (and you have yourself hinted at this) developing your sense of ethics from something other than the law Captain Australia. I submit to you that a good philosophical guideline for you would be that it is okay for individuals to do as they wish, as long as they aren’t initiating force on others.
Following that guideline, you can protect and defend the citizens of Australia from crimes against individual freedom, and not merely base yourself on whatever the law says.
As long as you yourself aren’t doing anything other than using defensive force (which includes defending others) against aggressors, your conscience should be clear. Whether you happen to be breaking some statute should not give you moral qualms.
An eloquent point, well stated.
For my own part, I simply try to make every decision as if God were watching, and God were a mix of Gandhi, Batman & Fonzie.
I think that essentially, I stand against evil. Rule of Law itself can be evil, so in some situations I might deliberately need to defy a law.
I think that your definition of knowingly initiating force / doing harm is a good one, but rather than force, I would say “taking”.
Whether you take someone’s belongings by robbing them, their dignity and sense of hope by raping them, their safety by threatening them or their life by murdering them, I think as a broad definition I stand against the Takers of the world.
Thanks again.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
why be gay
I dont know … perhaps you can tell me ?
CA
I cant stop snorting cocain, please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Citizen, if you have a genuine problem, I’d love to help you.
I guess you do clearly have a problem, but I doubt it has anything to do with cocaine. Why do you have nothing better to do than vomit your futile sarcasm out into the internet ?
Let me know if I can help you somehow.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
I dont know where to start Captian Australia , I have a friend who lives in Maclean [ northern rivers ] she has a tree in her yard we believe to be a noxious weed , some sort of non native . W
Hello Citizen
Your posting appears to have only been partial, if you have a serious issue that you’d like me to pursue, please re-post or email the details to helpme@captainaustralia.net.
If there is some kind of dispute, I would happily mediate a solution.
Your friend,
Captain AUstralia
Captain Australia , I belong to a 12 step fellowship and people there tend to tow the party line in reference to continually mentioning God by name , they seem to believe every word written [ as long as that doesnt controvene any approved literature ] This can be quite scarey as Im an Ignostic , How do you see God and how is that represented in your day to day life ?
Hello Citizen
Someone asked me, a couple of years ago “Is there a God ?”
I took the question seriously, and asked myself – my mind, my heart, my spirit. I didnt try to analyse it or decide whether it was based on logic, faith or dogma.
The answer that came back for me was: Yes.
That doesnt put me in a clearer space regarding my own spirituality, but I do believe that there is a God, and in my heart of hearts I believe and hope that this great spirit has love for us.
Personally, I hold the view that organised religion is generally a human invention, and therefore flawed. The oldest churches in the world are rich political forces, and the words and scriptures and dogma that drive them were written by man, we just believe them to have divine inspiration.
(Maybe its true, maybe not)
I think some people without a rudder in their lives, seek out religion both as a compass and a crutch to help them stand.
A crutch isnt a bad thing necessarily, but it can lead to a cripple mentality. If you are only slightly injured, physiotherapy and hard work is often a better solution than relying on a crutch, which may give you a limp over the long-term.
That’s my metaphor and I’ll stick by it.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Your perception is very deeeep CA , I also think that most of my Christian friends are very neeedy characters too . A mathmatician friend told me that 70 % of human beings feel the need to believe in God or a Higher Power . I was raised in Glasgow [ hence the fighting mentality ] and organised religion there is a disgrace , A God of fear and condemnation is taught . At 7-8 years old I asked the religious instructor how if Adam and Eve were the first beings and then they had Cane and Able and that after Cane had slaughtered Able he went out and married a sheila , I asked the teacher ‘ Did Cane marry his sister ? ‘ [ innocently of course ] I thought it was a silly story and never looked at the bible again . You with your vast knowledge and experience can maybe advise me on these matters , did Cane marry his sister ? Surely that is a crime , well on mainland Australia it is and how should we punish these naughty individuals .? Is there a statuate of limitations on these offences ? Thanks for your anticipated and gratefully received advise CA .
Hello again, Citizen
I wouldnt confuse biblical storytelling with historical fact. Theoretically if there were only Adam & Eve, and they had children, then yes, the second generation children are all products of incest.
That said, the gay community would probably contend that it was Adam & Steve, and frankly any position you take on this stuff is just as valid and fair as anyone elses. That is why it is so important to approach religion with respect and an accepting mind.
If I take the view that I am God and everybody else is my creation made purely to amuse me, that could be true, or it could be a symptom of a seriously deranged mind.
The point is, it could be true .. religion operates purely on faith. And I think it is important to respect everybody’s faith.
If you want to believe in a God of fear, punishment and condemnation, who am I to nay-say you ?
Personally, I like the idea of God being Energy, Creation & Love – but that’s just me.
I don’t think anybody can give you a definitive answer on this stuff, mate. Even if you’re in dialogue with the Pope and the Dalai Lama .. in fact, even if God appears to you in a dream .. could just be your own mental illness speaking to you.
Can’t prove or disprove any of it.
To have faith in something that intangible, can be, in my opinion, quite beautiful.
That’s my two cents on Religion, anyway.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Also my spiritual advisor asked me when I started off on some sort of journey , ‘ In the beginning did God create man or did man create God ? ‘ I merely state this as you so rightly in my view said that organised religion was a human invention . Its a massive great area that I am interested in . I look forward to learning more off you Captain Australia and coming to understand .
Personally, I would suggest putting aside all the rulebooks and influences from outside, and look within. I think the key to your own spirituality is looking inside yourself and exploring those core beliefs.
CA
You, your existence is a crime.
There are two forces in the world, energy and atrophy. Think of them as creation and destruction. Me, I stand against the destroyers of the world, people who take and break without thought beyond their own selfish goals.
What about you ?
CA
Hey CA… My 2 year old daughter is giving birth and i have no way of getting her to hospital… im in Tasmania please help me
Hello Citizen
You clearly do need help, but you need to realise it before I could possibly be of any assistance to you.
Your friend,
Cap
Damit!!! Got caught by border secirity with 12 packs of cocain up me arse
Dear Captain Australia,
Mate I am here to report the heinous crimes of impersonation, theft and unaustralianism. I believe you know the perpetrator of these crimes. In fact, I believe you know them very well… for the thief, cheeky bastard, flaming gallah, bloody idiot and/or c&^%faceds&%$#guts, is in fact you “Captain UnAustralia”.
How dare you impersonate the real, stolen news paper returning, bbq tong master, beer drinkin’, piss talking, chemical boy, kangaroo riding, wizz bangin’, shit talking, table breaking, frisbee losing, fun spoiling, aussie mongrel, wheatbix kid, knock the back out of ‘er, little vegemite aussie battler working class man that is the undisputed Captain Australia.
To quote another famous aussie, “shame, shame, shame!”
Will the real Captain Australia please stand up?
JC
Hello Citizen
Thank you for your bizarre rant.
Kind Regards
Captain Australia
I got beaten up by two brothers, the police can do nothing, it has made me angry and bitter. I lost my partner and my daughter. I am so angry and so sad. I just wanted justice.
Hello Citizen
Thank you for posting your troubles on my website.
If you would like to send me some particulars, outlining as much detail as possible regarding the problems that you have faced, I will do everything in my power to help you.
I suggest as a first step that after privately emailing me your full story to helpme@captainaustralia.net, we should organise a face-to-face meeting to discuss our strategy.
Your friend
Captain Australia
Hey,
Big fan of your work, Just wondered were abouts you reside in Brisbane and wether or not you would be interested in a young sidekick?
Hello Spike
I cannot divulge detail about my specific location without compromising my secret identity. As to teaming up, I’d be happy to consider it: how serious are you about the suggestion, and what are your set of skills ?
If serious, contact me privately on helpme@captainaustralia.net and we can arrange a meeting to discuss.
Your friend
Captain Australia
Hey captain Australia I have been bullied at school what do i do?D:
Hello Citizen
I’m very sorry to hear that. Where are you located, perhaps I can visit and talk to your aggressors ?
The main thing to do when confronted by bullies is be brave, and I’d also urge you to be polite and respectful. Typically it is fear and power that bullies crave, often power is something they lack in their home lives.
Be comforted that it’s just a phase, and it will happen less as you go into adulthood.
But for today: maybe I can visit and negotiate a solution, or if you prefer, refer your aggressors to the website and I’ll have an exchange with them here ?
I would like to help you.
Your friend
Captain Australia
Dear Captain Australia,
I’d like to report a serious crime currently happening, This crime disturbs me to the point of sympathy.
Captain Australia I feel your time & pathetic existence would be better spent helping the flood victims of Brisbane & ipswich. Rather than publicly humiliating yourself. I feel you are a sad & pathetic person who desperatly seeks attention. Have you ever thought to yourself “Hey people are laughing at me cause i’m acting like a jerk?!?!?!?!??”
Stop parading around like an overweight pedophile dressed in a green jerksuit, & actually contribute to the people of Brisbane & HELP them clean up after the floods & restore their lives. INSTEAD OF BEING A PEST!!!
Yours sincerely
Corncerned Citizen
P.S – Get a real job & get off the dole!!!!
Hello Citizen
Thank you for your comment.
By inference I assume that you are making great contributions to the flood victims, and I commend you for your efforts.
I also have been working to help affected friends, family and members of the community, although as an every day Citizen, not in the mask of Captain Australia, which would be too distracting.
Your friend
Captain Australia
How about your Job Status??? Do you contribute to society or are you simply another dole bludging moron expecting the government to hand out money all the time??
I cannot disclose too much information about my civilian live in order to protect my secret identity, but I am currently employed, friend, and in the last financial year gave roughly $4000 AUD to a mix of charities.
As Captain Australia I am constantly purchasing meals and drinks for homeless people that I meet while patrolling the street, and late last year I purchased a bike for a little under $500 to replace one stolen from a young man – an innocent victim of crime.
I’d caution you that in life, you will find more enrichment and fulfillment if you take a moment to look, learn and listen .. before you leap.
All the best.
Your friend
Captain Australia
You are a total drop kick no one takes you seriously. I’m just waiting to see the news headlines “”Fat freak posing as a super hero bashed within inches of his life by teenage gang”” Your a big boy now, time to grow up and get a real job. Your not a little boy anymore super heros are not real.
I have been assaulted, and have prevented assaults, but have not been significantly injured to-date.
Thank you again for your comments and your concern regarding my safety.
Also, I’d say more chubby than fat – it’s kind of crept up on me over the past decade (and since seeing myself on video, I’ve already lost 15k). That’s the thing : I can lose weight, and constantly strive to improve myself, whereas I think your problems are going to follow you around wherever you go, unless you turn from this ego-centric cruelty. I wish you well, and would be glad to help you.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Dear Captain Australia,
I think what you’re doing is great. Similar to Zetaman in the states.
I love your – diplomatic – answers to some of the derogitory remarks people have posted here. I’d like to genuinely commend you for what you are beginning to accomplish with Captain Australia. I encourage you to continue following this great vision. – I think it’s working.
Cheers
Josh
PS: Up for a radio interview? If so you can reach me at my email.
it doesn’t surprise me that when someone acts clearly different yet with great morals and goals devoting their time to helping others and trying to make a difference that we have ( possibly Aussies ) all to keen to put me people down and throw crap at them achieving absolutely nothing .. i have no doubt ” concerned citizen ” is of no help to the community , has no friends and will grow to be one of those blokes happy to sit in the bar having a beer and share stories about the negative side of a whole range of pointless issues ..
on a more positive spin be you a tad different , good on you for having a go Cap
might want to edit the word me out of my above comment ! lol
why must you hide behind a mask to help people Captain Australia.
Hi Mate
That’s simple, and there are 4 equally relevant answers.
1) Symbolism – taking the mantle of a masked hero is a symbolic gesture. Having a uniform like mine is part of that. By doing it, people see it and natively understand it.
2) It helps to obscure my identity if I happen to put the wrong person off-side. Let’s say I interfere with operations of a drug dealer or something, if they are unable to reliably identify me, I am able to protect my civilian life and people close to me.
3) Lets say on the off chance, I witness a violent crime and have the chance to intervene. Lets say I do that, and I hurt the criminal in the process (breaking his arm). Being unable to identify me, I am protected from legal rebuke.
4) Maybe I’m just a little bit wierd. I’ve served in the military, I support a wide range of charities, I do help people as part of my civilian identity : but as Captain Australia it is somehow different, I am not just a person trying to do good – I become a symbol that hopefully can inspire others.
Your a Champion. Keep up the good work…
“Belief in the heroic makes Hero’s”
Captain Australia,
It would appear there are alot of people hating on you and your ‘existence’.
What can you say about these people?
Would it be fair to assume that these people are in fact hypocrites in saying that you waste your time, as they themselves are wasting their time by posting ludacris comments that no one wishes to hear?
Or is it possible that these certain people are in fact the sort of people that like to steal from, verbally abuse and rape others?
The only thing that is “UnAustralian” around here is people inflicting hate upon others for no good reason, only to amuse themselves, for they in fact are terrible people.
Keep up the good work mate and good luck in everything that you do.
Thank you, mate, for the kind comment.
It rings true to me. But my hope is that some of these people might see the underlying truth behind my mission, and come to understand it.
You, I don’t need to convert to good – you’re already there.
Thanks again.
Your friend,
Captain Australia
Hello Captain Australia,
I’d like to start by saying you are an inspiration to myself and likely many others. There are only a few rare individuals in the world that possess your skills, level of intelligence and most importantly your bravery to help anyone, anywhere AND with any issue! Its amazing! I am really looking forward to the future and what it holds for you, its rather exciting thinking about what might happen to you and how big you’ll become in the world.
I have always had a fond likeness towards people that display extraordinary ability in an ordinary world.
Congratulations for finding your place in the world and walking the path of righteousness, there is no better reward then the satisfaction of an individual assisted. Keep up the good work, stay strong, and always walk the path of truth!
I missed ACA, so this seems naturally very eccentric, but, you seem very well read, and you’re not apathic about improving the world, so I look forward to see you impact society for the better, Im sure you will.
can I add…online forums is an attractive area for cowards, the weak minded and the angry to vent, I have had a chuckle or two at how your consistently positive reply prevents the mud from leaving their hand.
Good man.
I have a question, is the suit symbolic or do you prowl Brisvegas at night wearing it. assuming the suit is practical, how do police react; and I can only assume the suit is a magnet for people looking for trouble. true? were you happy with ACA’s segment?
anyway, goodluck, hope all goes well for you and Im sure you’ll be a recurring tv fixture.
p.s. have you thought about a more incognito surveillanc group membership format akin to the ‘Guardian Angels’ overseas.
Dear Captian Australia
I Find It Depressing That Hypocrites the pride themselves on being “100% australian” think that you are a mere coward for hiding behind a mask and thesetting off to do idiotic tasks.
But In My Opinon You Are A Hero You Give Up You Time To Help Australia Become a Better Place. So Keep Up The Good Work Mate Good Luck in Everything You Do And Thank You You Do Us Australians Proud!
Howdy mate,
thought you should know about another instance of white-collar crime. Our good friends RACQ are thieves. bold statement heh.
this type of thing happens daily and almost always remains unaddressed. they ask how much would you need to re build your family home if “something happened and you had to start again? – you reply maybe 170 thousand AUD. -No problem they say, that would mean paying us 1500 AUD per year. ok , you make the payments. FOR YEARS…. wouldn”t want to have a mortgage to pay for a house thats been destroyed. Where would the family live? Hmmm.
So thats whats happened. Lucky we are insured….
UNFORTUNATELY after many fruitless conversations with RACQ. , they deny having a responsibility to fulfill our contract . youre only covered for flashflood. Not riverine-floods like yours- tuffluck.and are delighted to hear my paperwork was swept away in the deluge. Its a crime. .. we are not the only ones to be robbed this way either.
So any way; love your work man, keep it up .
I dont expect anything from you, just thought you should spare a thought for this type of Evil… perhaps some new superhero will evolve to tackle these issues.. One with a different skillset.
Good luck in your conflict against entropy/greed/destruction.
thanks for this opportunity to share my sorrows.
regards Chimpso
Hello Chimpso
Insurance is the oldest industry in the world.
Wait a minute .. was that prostitution ? I get the two mixed up all the time.
I’d urge you to write to A Current Affair, your local government representative, and go through the RACQ complaint process while concurrently collecting all their responses for their industry regulator, ASIC.
I’m not sure me standing outside their offices waving a sign will help much, but hearing your story, it’s very tempting ..
It’s a shameful situation, mate. I think that attempting to shame the corporation (which depends on public perception to exist and maintain sales) might be a reasonable strategy.
Your friend
Captain Australia
I would like to report a crime, Captain. That crime is YOU. You are a mockery of justice, as I have previously stated. Don’t you find it interesting that vigilanteism is a crime, yet you openly engage in it WHILE ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO FIGHT CRIME?! In your own video, you describe YOURSELF as a “vigilante crime fighter,” an oxymoronic statement in itself. Then, you claim that your mission is to fight crime. But by your own logic, o Captain, you are a criminal and thus your own enemy. If you are in any way authentic in your pursuit of law and order, you MUST stand down at once lest you and your quest meet a horrible end. Already you have accumulated a list of enemies including LordorOz, myself, Storm, and Hitman, all of whom will stop at NOTHING until your superheroism comes to an end. Beware, Captain, for you play with fire.
Your timeless foe,
WildCard
Also, I would like to alert you to my own activity, which you seem to have walked right past on your last patrol. In fact, I even called out to you in an effort to draw amusement from the situation, but you either ignored my invitation to a good fight or your hearing was blocked by those pathetic yellow antennae you stapled to your ski mask. Next time, if you’re more alert and more careful, perhaps the next victim can be saved. I won’t tell you what it is I’ve been doing, as I would like for you to discover for yourself.
LordorOz is a hoax, and nothing more. Storm and Hitman are not even serious. But I, o Captain, am your worst nightmare. I am the criminal mind personified.
there is a super villin in my town of launceston tasmania, no one knows his name i think a hero need to come here and defeat him please
Hey Captain Australia
I really like your work and admire what you are contributing to make our society a better place.I would really and ideally like to help you and be your sidekick, But because of my disability , can not be of to my help in physical side of things. ( stamina ain’t so flash)
Saying that if you ever need any work done or help in any matters, get in contact with me as i am just about to finish school and have heaps of free time on my hands until uni starts in early July.
M
( after reading over this, i realized that it does not make much sense. As long as it paints the picture that i love what your doing and i want to help)
Hello Captain Australia,
I’m sorry that people are being very rude to you. You must have incredible patience to deal with them. I just wanted to say that what you’re doing is awesome. You’re actually making a change for the better, unlike the keyboard warriors who leave spiteful comments. You’re doing a great job and I hope you continue to do so.