Activity Report

Captain Australia’s Crime Fighting Journal, Entry#68

My Mission #1 : Do Good Deeds

Announcing that I will patrol Wynnum this weekend, a coastal suburb in Queensland, where a property owner has asked me to look into druggies and squatters using his untenanted property as a squat-house and dumping ground.  I have agreed to help him, and will initially investigate, and possibly negotiate a peaceful solution with any squatters that I find.  I will probably have my videographer with me, to collect evidence in the event that there is some kind of dispute or violence.

My Mission #2:  Fight Evil

I am slowly researching criminals who have perpetrated crimes against children, with a goal to demand they explain and atone for their crime, or I will (lawfully) stalk, shame, frighten and humiliate them.  (You can read more about my thoughts and intentions here).  I have been looking into appalling monsters like this character Alfred Jessop who raped and murdered an 8 year old girl and is now free, and has been spotted riding slowly past parks where children play.  He apparently lives in Liverpool now.  Please, if you know of the location of anybody who has offended a serious crime against a child, I would be deeply grateful if you could email tips to reportacrime@captainaustralia.net).

My Mission #3:  Inspire Others

Gandhi said “Be the change that you want to see in the World”.  I must inspire others and lead by example.  In order to achieve this, one of my goals is to reach a mass audience – so I’ve decided to appear on the X-Factor.  (Read more about my song choices and thoughts here, and if there is anything you can do to promote me to friends, family, colleagues, I would be grateful for the opportunity to share my Quest with them).

Mission #4:  Improve Self

Learning parkour from a skateboarder, taking a first aid course, learning a language, training hard and have dropped 20kg.  Also looking into my costume version 2, you can read more about it here.