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Sup dawg. Super l33tman here there and everywhere. Im much the l33ter superhero than any other superhero in town. Noone compares to me. I shall be your darkest nemesis and rival! buahahaha
F34r meh Super@man and weep.
Your most worthy rival, Mr Superl33tman.
Sup, Superl33tman.
Anyone considering becoming my nemesis should be very very careful. I don’t want to put my advanced combat training to use, but I will if I have to.
But let’s pause for a moment and ask: why do you want to be my enemy ?
I know you’re just joking, and that’s okay. But I’m not.
Join me in my quest. Make the world a better place.
Cap
Dear Captain Australia
I am the fashion police, green is definately not your colour. It’s a crime against fashion.
I recommend a aqua blue, blue is a safe colour, when people look at you, they want to feel safe.
Keep up the good work man, and fight the good fight..whatever that is
captain there has been a armed robery in melbourne
the man who did this was wearing underwear as a mask.
thanks from
MR X
and do you operate in melbourne